Not bad to wake up to in a morning 😁 #holiday #turkey
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
never ever hit the space bar on your keyboard or else you will be taken to SPACE so dont EVER hit it this is a psa
ayee this time tomorrow imma be in Turkey
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?